Brett Banter

If you have been looking for the winner of the Hunter-Kinard-Tyler (high school not a law firm) and Calhoun County from Friday night (and you know you have), the winner has been declared.

Fire Ants.

Yes, the H-K-T field was covered in mounds so the officials postponed the game just before the kick-off. Not that officials didn't try to keep it going. The coaches brilliantly argued that the kids would be ok. One coach said this was South Carolina and people are used to fire ants. Some school officials trying to remove the ant mounds with a shovel. Apparently, they must have been flown in from New York because anyone who has ever been around a mound knows you don't disturb one with a shovel. Then someone tried salt. What the hell? Does anyone at H-K-T live in the South? You use grits. Then a fan went home to get high-test fire ant killer.

Well that didn't work. Game called. Angry fans. Luckily no riots.

How long until a school becomes the Fire Ants?