Brett Banter

President Obama finally did what Donald Trump has been demanding for the past few weeks. He and Michelle appeared on the Oprah Winfrey show, and he showed his official birth certificate which confirmed that he was born in Hawaii on August 4, 1961. This leads to the question: What will Donald Trump have to talk about now?

Will he now settle down a little bit and focus more on the issues? Well, there are a few other documents he could demand to see. For example, he could start demanding to see a detailed list of how many pizzas, hamburgers and doughnuts President Obama and the First Lady have consumed in the last few months. Considering Michelle's huge push for healthy eating habits this could be interesting. Or he could demand to know exactly how many, if any, packs of cigarettes President Obama has purchased in the past month.

Or maybe he could make a list of all politicians who have been in Sarah Palin's cross hairs or which reality shows she watches considering how she recently appeared on her own show. Or maybe he could ask for a list showing how many Baptist colleges Mike Huckabee has made an appearance at. Maybe he could release a document showing that not only should he be the next president because his financial assets are bigger but because he has the most normal name. Doesn't Donald sound better than Mitt or Newt? Really his possibilities are endless. He can be as creative as he wants.